poke the penguin

crowe lee deehan delap sodje (by keane)

this is possibly one of the funniest things i've ever heard in my life.

it featured on the 606 football phone in with danny baker on bbc radio 5live a few weeks back. basically a guy called "teletext alex" has replaced all the words to "bohemian rhapsody" by queen with the names of footballers. the song is therefore now called "crowe lee deehan delap sodje" by keane.

i will say no more, just watch and listen.



to follow teletext alex's new lyrics click here.

happy april fools day

i now know what i want for christmas

me and mrs plowy have recently been stocking up on equipment to start going camping when the weather warms up. on my travels through various camping and outdoor equipment websites i came across "the largest swiss army knife in the world", namely the wenger giant knife for sale at wiggle.co.uk for the bargain price of £445.50. just imagine the fun you could have one one of those!

did you know...?

at least once a day (usually much more) i will start a sentence with the words "did you know...?" this is then followed by the people present rolling their eyes in preparation of another one of my gems of wisdom.
well now i'm going to extend this onto the iplow blog, so beware!

so here i go. the first of many is;

did you know...that squirrels can peel bananas?

and there's plenty more where that came from!